How to avoid critical conversations

17Jan08

Mom: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer: “Did you know X ran away and married Y in a church?”

Dad:  “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer: “I fell into bad company and got into gambling, Can I get a loan. I will return it promise!”

Girl Friend: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer: ” Doesent your sister look hot in that blue top?”

Irritating team mate: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer : ” I don’t talk to underperformers”

Random relative: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer: “Did [Random relative]’s son come back to India because he was fired in the US?”

Boss: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer : ” Forrester says the job market in India is growing at 30%!”

Random Blog commentor: “What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut? ”

Answer : STFU!

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8 Responses to “How to avoid critical conversations”

  1. well, u guessed it, but still…
    What’s with your hair, why cant you get a hair cut?

  2. 2 smarty

    dude! Where’s my car ?

  3. my reply was:
    “too lazy on sunday mornings ….”
    “it goes well with the height…”
    “i know it looks shit, but i always wanted to have long hair…”

  4. how are you alive after that response to ur girlfriend? 😛

  5. Jayaram.. girlfriend.. !! kaun hai .. kya naam hai??

  6. girlfriend!! ahem … details?

  7. collective reply to all ..no patience for individual replies 🙂

    focus on the topic on hand guys

  8. lolz!


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