Opinion poll


Whats the most immediate reaction on reading the below? I am conducting a small survey.The I in the story can be assumed to be me.

“The other night I was walking along the beach, hand in hand with my girlfriends. Suddenly this huge f**ing space saucer came along and zapped me up into its belly. There were all sorts of lights and gizmos flashing and loud beeping sounds all over the place. I lost track of time except to realize that it was a very long time. Finally after what seemed like an eternity they zapped me back to earth.”


19 Responses to “Opinion poll”

  1. 1 Lukas

    are you a cylon πŸ˜› ?

  2. so cool!
    but girlfriends ??

  3. Yeah .. heard about that .. the aliens were hovering all over the earth looking for their kins ..

    and .. uhmm .. girlfriendS ? multiple ?? you mean the nursery kid and the college batchmate and the other college batchmate together ??
    how romantic πŸ™‚

  4. reminds me of the pic … of your look-a-like and a girl.. walking on chennai beach…

  5. girlfriendS?! wow!

  6. a normal day in the life of Jayaram and his “girlfriends”? πŸ˜›

  7. you got a girlfriend??

    ps – i read the title as onion poll and was wondering how bonkers you were

  8. 8 Manoj

    Agree with Rocky.

    I guess you saw that chennai beach pic somewhere again.

  9. u r a liar πŸ˜›

  10. Whats the most immediate reaction on reading the below?

    Tht you are back to normal and you have no work.

  11. an unrealistic dream …
    … and thats not because of the space saucers πŸ˜›

  12. too much sci-fi content in a day … or too many girls around you who didn’t bother to notice you πŸ˜€

  13. “hand in hand with my girlfriends.” —> Not possible
    unless they were walking on stilts.

    ” zapped me up into its belly.”
    No engine has been made so far in the universe that can hold ur weight and stay in air

    “they zapped me back to earth”
    If such a heavy body came hurling towards the poor litle earth, it would have caused another iceage.

    Hence proved that you are wrong

  14. that you were on dope and ended up watching independence day.

  15. 15 smarty

    To me it seems that you got dead asleep while shitting and your constipated belly is making distressing sounds during your bowel movements (loud beeping sounds). You were holding your ass in your hands which you mistakenly took it to be your gfs. And then suddenly there was a knock at the door and you realized that all the good things of the previous day have come to an end.

  16. @rakesh – yea
    @playboi,kopos – lol
    @jaya – now whats the poll and whats the result ?

  17. hmm… never take a ipod or laptop on a beach with you when drunk ??
    or never mix girlfriends and booze with sci-fi ?

  18. 18 jayaram

    Lukas – Had to read what a cylon is in order to reply πŸ™‚ Nope not yet!
    Smr,Utkarsh, Sankalp,playboi,smarty,rama,kunal – Hate all of you! Spaceships might be real but not GF’s for me?
    Rocky,majji- I still have a clip of that newspaper cutting πŸ™‚ . Dont see spaceships in that 😦

    Rohith- promise i was not drunk
    sam- bahut kaam hai!
    nippo- why drive when you can fly?

  19. 19 Vinay

    You have a girlfriend? Hmm! Interesting.

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